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"English Is Fun "
LEARN ODE OF ENGLISH PLURALS
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
Get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You
have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out, and
In which an alarm goes off by going on.
And in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
Get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You
have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out, and
In which an alarm goes off by going on.
And in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
SAMBUTAN BULAN MEMBACA 2011
Program Sambutan Bulan Membaca ini merupakan salah satu aktiviti tahunan Pusat Sumber Sekolah Kebangsaan Sungai Udang. Bulan membaca juga merupakan aktiviti yang penting di peringkat kebangsaan. Ini kerana,pada setiap bulan Julai adalah dikenali sebagai bulan Membaca.Oleh itu, kempen galakkan membaca bagi setiap warga sekolah perlu diterapkan bagi memupuk amalan tabiat membaca kepada murid. Program ini bermula dari 01 hingga 30 Julai 2011
Matlamat Program :
- mewujudkan budaya membaca serta cintakan ilmu dikalangan warga SK Sungai Udang
- Menarik minat murid untuk membaca sebagai tabiat yang murni
- Memberitahu kepada semua warga sekolah bahawa Julai merupakan bulan PSS dan Bulan Membaca
- Menggalakkan penggunaan Pusat Sumber sekolah kepada semua warga SKSU
- Merealisasikan fungsi PSS sebagai nadi sekolah.
" Kempen 1 Buku ,1 Keluarga "
Kempen Satu Keluarga Satu Buku diadakan untuk memperbanyakkan bahan bacaan di PSS. Pihak sekolah memohon jasa baik ibu bapa murid SKSU untuk bersama-sama menjayakan kempen ini dengan memberi sumbangan ikhlas dalam bentuk wang untuk membolehkan pihak sekolah membeli buku-buku yang sesuai untuk bacaan anak-anak pelajar di sekolah ini. Semoga dengan usaha ini, akan dapat memupuk budaya membaca dalam kalangan murid dan dapat melahirkan murid yang celik ilmu serta mampu berfikir tinggi. Hadiah istimewa akan diberi kepada kelas yang dapat memberi sumbangan yang terbanyak. Diharapkan kempen ini berjaya diadakan dan dapat menambahkan lagi koleksi buku PSS pada tahun 2011.
KURSUS MEMBINA BLOG PSS PKG 05 KG GELAM
Semua GPM PKG Kg Gelam Dan Cheng berkumpul dalam kursus membina laman blog pss.
Tempat : SMK Seri Tanjung ,Melaka
Tarikh : 20 & 21 Julai 2011
Masa 2.30 -6.00 petang
Menyeronokkkan ....belajar perkara yang baru
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